Caucasians preferred
For historic opportunity
Pillaging natural resources from other countries;
Starting illegal wars in the Middle East;
Inventing concentration camps;
Enslaving millions;
Enforcing apartheid;
Exacerbating famines.
Desirable skills and attributes include:
- The ability to spread deadly diseases among indigenous populations
- A superiority complex
- Waterboarding
- Must be able to manage multiple teams of slaves to reach agreed cotton production targets
- Knowledge of Windows XP.
~ Anonymous