20 of the sexiest haiku you’ll read today



After reviewing Nick Brooks’s excellent book, Sexy Haiku, we’ve been reading and re-reading this extraordinarily erotic collection over and over, picking out the haiku that just stay with you, leaving you turning them over in your head throughout the day.

Indeed, we’ve become a little obsessed with just how good this book is. In turns moving, funny, profound, filthy, erotic and – yes – sexy, this is the collection of erotic haiku that just keeps giving over and over (like an exceptional lover).

While we can’t recommend you pick up a copy of Brooks’s book highly enough from the exquisite publisher’s Freight Books, we thought we’d whet your appetites further with some of the sexiest haiku we’ve picked out from the collection.

Enjoy with a friend, the one you love, or read alone while crying into a bowl of milk watching yourself in the mirror – it’s your call. But enjoy you will…


She holds up an

overripe avocado

winks coyly at me    licks her lips


Looking at her body

in the mirror    its imperfections

make her beautiful


Our mouths meet

Teeth bash intimate flavours

Our tongues grappling


Surprise surprise

you climb on top    put me in

tight    easing it    rocking


Do I look good?

semen bubbling on your lips

cheeks flushed red  


My semen spreads its

Loose vines inside you    searching

For nooks    for purchase


Zara’s pussy incredibly

wet and juicy    soaking everything

in its own pleasure


Shall we make love

in the shower tonight    or

would you rather fuck in the bath?


I put it in from behind

fuck you   hard     fast      deep

then ease back a little 


I wait for you to plead

Like that yes    oh   yes   please

Don’t torment me any longer! 


I thrust in go deep

her hands hold my hips in check

as I nudge her cervix


Your brain is

the sexiest part of your body    I say

staring at her arse


Your cock is so

beautiful    maybe it can live

inside me forever?


I place my fingers

over yours    on the fretboard

place them on the right notes


Peeling your panties

your spreading legs     soft down

It’s still the Seventies, you say


She always laughs

when she comes

still slick with juices    making tea


We spend the entire day

in bed    fuck  til we’re both raw

gnaw holes in each other


You show me your

breasts as we talk on Skype

tell me you don’t like the word ‘tits’


I want you to fuck me

from behind then come over

my face     smear it with your cock


We come at the same time

both our faces raw     tangled

if it could always be like this   

Purchase Sexy Haiku from Freight Books here:  https://www.freightbooks.co.uk/product/sexy-haiku/  


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