I think I am, actually humble.
I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.
I do not have tiny hands.
That is where I draw a line in the sand.
Look at these hands.
Are they small hands?
I’m honoured to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.
I have to start by saying I’m a big fan.
I’m a very compassionate person.
We will make America great again.
Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
A person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a ten
I understand why you would leave your wife for another man.
I’m like a magnet
With that fat, ugly face
I had some beautiful pictures taken
I looked like a very nice person,
Which in theory I am;
No – I’m not into anal,
I don’t even consider myself ambitious
My Twitter is so powerful
I say give them the old Trump bullshit.
A note on the above poem:
All the lines of ‘Thank you for listening’ are taken, verbatim, from Donald Trump speeches, Tweets, interviews or recorded comments. For a fully referenced version of the poem please send the NITRB team an email!