Listen you mother fucker,
There are no mixed messages.
We are backed by everybody
Even the haters and the losers
Please don’t feel stupid or insecure
I’ve never had any trouble in bed
I always insist on being politically correct
You have to treat women like shit
I could be dating my daughter,
Look at that face!
We have a very good relationship,
I have the highest I.Q.
I am a really smart guy
Very, very, very intelligent
All I know is what’s on the internet:
- We could use a big fat dose of global warming
- You can never be too greedy
- Pregnancy is certainly an inconvenience for a business,
I wish I was a black,
I have a great relationship with the blacks.
I have black guys counting my money
So I am the least racist person,
It must be a pretty picture,
A great, great wall,
Nobody builds walls better than me,
I’ll build them very inexpensively,
Thank you for listening.
A note on the above poem:
All the lines of ‘Thank you for listening’ are taken, verbatim, from Donald Trump speeches, Tweets, interviews or recorded comments. For a fully referenced version of the poem please send the NITRB team an email!